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newlywed couple had only been married
for two weeks. The husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go
out on the town and party with his old
buddies. So, he said to his new
wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?"
asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'
m going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my
love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25
different kinds of beer, brands from
12 different countries: Germany,
Holland, Japan, India, etc.



The husband didn't know what to do and
the only thing that he

Could Think of saying was, "Yes, lolly
pops...but at the bar...you
know... they have frozen glasses..."

H e didn't get to finish the sentence,
because the wife interrupted him by
saying, "You want a frozen glass,
puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she
was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale,
said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres
that are really delicious... I won't
be long, I'll be right back. I
promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out

5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicke n wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroo m caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar...
you know... there are swearing, dirty
words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, D*ckhead? Drink
your fking beer in your Goddamn
frozen mug and eat your motherf* ing
snacks, because you are Married now,
and you aren't f*cking going anywhere!
Got it, A*shole?"